Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
Me on the last day of school
REBLOG IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY.
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me because i am...
laughingstation: more funny posts here!
jchoeung: its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone LOL
me: how is it possible to have a favorite song
me: how is it possible to have a favorite album
me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
me: what do you mean they're straight
me: say they're 'just a band' one more time
me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
me: wat. its totally normal to cry over bands
me: gay gay gay gay
me: they are the most perfect human beings
me: age doesn't matter
me: i need concert tickets
me: why don't they ever come to this country
me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
all celebrities: oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
jennifer lawrence: food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
When my parents told me not to touch something...
whenmomentsblog: while they’re standing there i’m like….. as soon as they leave….. this blog is hilarious
lauren-marie-kress: At home I have become Wade, And at school, I have become Squidward. oh my god…
Send me a number, right now.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
Ask me my "TOP 3" anything!
mannydelgad0: never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
I have two lives.
Real life: Shit.
K-Pop life: RAINBOWS FROM UNICORNS SHOWERING ALL OVER ME WHILE I PRANCE THROUGH MY HAREM OF KOREAN MEN. CHOIRS OF ANGELS SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE NEW, TALENTED ROOKIE GROUPS DESCEND FROM HEAVEN.
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you